Monday, June 23, 2008

Just The Right Sunday....

Just the right Sunday evening. The nor’easters have hit and the following rains have washed the city clean. The sky has turned an azure once more. A few gallant cars zip through the gray of the street here, cutting through the puddle like Moses did through the sea. The drizzle has brought down the mercury by quite a considerable bit. People don’t mind getting out of their houses to smell the fresh wet earth.

The stage is set. The lights in the audience dim, slowly. The cacophony drowns in a pretentious silence of intellectual traits. The auditorium fades into a darker shade of grey. Up go the curtains. A spotlight kisses the center stage. A 5 feet 11 and a half man walks into the spotlight. And announces, “The Play begins”.

And the play began.

And rummaged through civilizations, eras and cults.

Made fire, invented the wheel, got nominated for the Oscars and invested in mutual funds.

Out-ran the horses and saddled them, wore the shinning armours of knights and kings.

Built summer-castles like paradise.

There the milk spraying from the fountains washed their feet.

Saw wailing babies looking at the sky begging for food and water.

Bellies swollen in Ethiopia and Somalia, with dark big eyes.

The locusts coming to fields of golden corn and a civilization gone with the wind.

The play dragged women out of the purda and lifted their skirts,

Because the veil wasn’t lowered enough to guard those eyes from their lust.

And the bust, well that didn’t matter.

The Afghan girl with hungry eyes, hollow cheeks and a flat chest,

And 7 fat cocks inside every hole of her body, yet to harvest pubic hair.

And gas chambers made our eyes misty.

And just when the cold queasiness was about to flow abundant

They tell you, “it’s only make belief. It’s a play”.

And then the nightmare started again.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

On a King's Birthday

Let me take you long years back to the kingdom of King of Wu. There lived a man Sun Tzu. A man who had just finished authoring ‘The Art Of War’.Ho Lu said to him: "I have carefully perused your 13 chapters.
May I submit your theory of managing soldiers to a slight
test?"
Sun Tzu replied: "You may."
Ho Lu asked: "May the test be applied to women?"
The answer was again in the affirmative. What happened afterwards is not consequential to this piece of writing. Everyone knows. While Confucius’ scriptures burnt in the fire of passing time, Saun Tzu’s ‘The Art Of War’, is a consistent bestseller even after centuries. Great Kings are not born in families. Great kings don’t sit on the throne merely through lineage. Great Kings are just born. It’s the power of the arm that holds the scepter that determines the glory of a King. And here there can be no compromise. As we keep faith in our king, we look back to that day with awe. This day a few years back. The moment, which shall be glorious for years to come. Happy Birthday O mighty one. May the halo of your wisdom shine on for years to come.
May your soldiers, Sire, be properly drilled and disciplined. They can be put to any use that their sovereign may desire; bid them go through fire and water, and they will not disobey. May your shield be high at war and after.